Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 24, 2016
November 23, 2016
November 25, 2016
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. la grenouille d'or la grenouille d'or. excessive atmosphere comparable to the mariana trench. patrons complaining of nosebleeds & "the bends." crazy lucy's bud crazy lucy's. putative biker bar actually frequented exclusively by wussels with vespas. ambulance reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf. standing rib roast fell, injuring twelve. cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater the vagina monologues cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater production of "the vagina monologues" deemed inappropriate. wheeburger wheeburger. cootie contamination in ball pit. soylentia soylentia. soused sous-chef's sour sauces soil sausage souffle six times real fast.
I would never dine at a joint calling itself “the Golden Frog” (in French).
And I’m taking the Fifth on whether I’ve ever frequented Crazy Lucy’s.
(And another tip o’ the hat to Kip W—well done! That may be taken in more ways than one….)