Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 06, 2016

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what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king - chapt world famous ocean city saltwater coffee and taffy is off the menu no more tacky t-shirts! sandypants sam's p.c. tees corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the upgraded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud-you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug