Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 19, 2016

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next time you visit washington, d.c. be sure you stop in at the dillinger wing of the smithsonian institution dillinger wing splendors of ypsilanti bring the kid(s)! see the hall of presidential things! lincoln's doctor's dog calvin coolidge franklin d. roosevelt's skate key wm h. taft's pants i'm extinct because of you. the last one try our interactive hall of guilt! click please use flash don't miss the hall of items unclaimed by other museums! king kongs spleen the hall of disputed objects always has something new! click usa the dillinger wing america's kitchen drawer kidnapped lawn gnomes of the u.s. objects removed for study shop in our bookstore!