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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 31, 2017
March 30, 2017
April 03, 2017
Transcript:
sweeps week spectacular this week - right here in this almanac - someone is going to win one million dollars! then, right before your eyes, one of these people will marry a perfect stranger in this very almanac! finally, not all of these characters will survive to the end of this cartoon! who won't make it? oop: congratulations! $1,000,000 bride: dearest! oop: you may now kiss the bride. smootch snap smash guy: this is great! what happens next week? just stand... right... there...
Ouch. That is some harsh judgment from a vengeful God if you ask me.