Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 01, 2017
August 31, 2017
September 04, 2017
Transcript:
the language of valentines i think you're ducky! cute little card "i love you. let's elope at recess." scented bath salts "i love you. but you have smell issues." expensive perfume "the scented bath salts are not working." a single perfect rose "i love you anal reten-tively." a single perfect chocolate "i love you, but i got hungry." lacy under-things "i'm thinking of tyra banks-no! you! i;m thinking of you." huggywuv beargram & jellybeans "my ardor for you dwarfs that of romeo for juliet-o! fain would i linger in thy sweet arms but alas! for i've eaten all the jellybeans. too."
One might conclude that “sweets for the sweet” are not the way to go. Does this pass the Sniff Test?