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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 31, 2017
October 30, 2017
November 01, 2017
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gear! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county. he's on his break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dil’s brothers?
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
I wouldn’t touch that carny with a ten-foot pole!
Err, Iya…. Never mind.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Worst competion? Oops.