Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 09, 2017
Transcript:
hey kids! car trip vacation quiz folks planning a trip this summer? remember what happened last year? answers on next page 1 what is this? 2 how about this? 3 in which states did you see these signs? cows next 12 exits gas 'n' pay 'n' go away giant swarm of gnats 1 mile a. b. c.
Solution: no car-trip vacations!
Better still, no kids!