Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 29, 2019
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Transcript:
richard's poor almanac annual guide to halloween treat giving by richard thompson kid 1: i'm a firefighter! kid 2: i'm a policeman! trick treat give 'em coffee, donuts & a group hug. kid 3: i'm uncle sam - does that include a moist towelette? kid 4: i'm disney ceo michael eisner. come relish a disney theme park experience! or i'll downsize all seven dwarves. better do it - he means business. kid 5: i'm the spirit of unreasoning fear! don't go to the mall! boil your water! boil your mail! aw, don't listen to - wait, should i boil the mail? kid 6: i'm the spirit of somewhat more reasoning fear... i'm hangin' in there - it's o.k.- so far so good... no sudden moves. heh-heh. give her a prozac-cipro nougat thing.
Disney Inc. must go!