Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2019

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july 1. fourth of july (canada). american: hey! quit gettin' agead of me! august 6. sticky vinyl carseat races. aug. 8 power outage. it's the squirrels this time! aug 9 power outage. they're in the trans-former! aug 11 power outage. with the zebra mussels! aug 13 power outage. oops! aug 14 power outage. sorry, our fault. we pushed, the wrong button. september 3. open mike comedy night. comedy: did you hear about the dyslexic guitar player? his god has fleas. heh heh. september 27. nationwide pencil drop, 10:15 a.m. shh! pass it on! oct 15. fall colors at their most annoying day. guy: fall, damn you. fall! november 23-31. tryptophan awareness week. oop: look out! she's in the gravy boat! that's how we lost gramma! december 25. holiday letdown day. santa: so. that's it, huh? january 1. new years day. go back and start this book over. man: it was hard enough to read the first time.