Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 21, 2020
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May 22, 2020
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items ( macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar-assing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's le petomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili le petomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Now where am I going to get my heaping plates of boiled uggins?