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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 12, 2020
June 11, 2020
June 13, 2020
Transcript:
what's the right band instrument for you? the sousaphone try handling this thing in a stiff breeze without incurring a major mal-occlusion. it's a regular orthodontist's delight. avoid this one. man: ow the viola the most ill-tempered member of the notor-ious string family. currently under indictment for ar-ranging a hit on the woodwind family. viola: tonight the bassoon sleeps with the fishes. cello: right, boss. the glockenspiel about as musical as a baby's pull-toy. you might as well just jingle the loose change in your pants pocket. dinky dinky dink dinkadink dink dink dinkydi dinky dink girl: stop.
My bassoon and contrabassoon and baritone saxophone are not going to take that laying down. The tenor sax could care less. Look out little viola, I have saws and know how to use them.