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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 25, 2020
June 24, 2020
June 26, 2020
Transcript:
annual handy candy halloween treat giving guide pikachu: i'm a pokemon! how trite! he gets a circus peanut. knock-off: i'm a harry potter knock-off! that's more like it! give him some genetically-engineered candy corn. goiter: i'm a big goiter! give her some quinine. ghost: i'm a ghost! unimaginative and hazardous. give him one pez, tops. child: i'm at at-risk child of divorce, poor child-care & slack school standards whose self-destruc-tive impulses lead me to dangerous costume choices. scary! give him some ritalin.
Goiter – or that thing from The Prisoner!