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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 30, 2020
November 29, 2020
December 01, 2020
Transcript:
vacancy inn welcome colicky shriners 4 this place was- 5 on whose screen porch did you spend a sweltering afternoon with a tepid bottle of mr. pibb & some dietetic crackers watching a small dog run in tight circles? gino's cement garden crap outlet 25 acres of values 6 how long did it take your mom to buy a 30 lb. garden chipmunk here? -answers- 1. gahstly stomachy-bladderoid thing that scared you off the beach for a whole day. 2. booster seat mishap, sbarro's, nj turnpike. 3. a. ohio b. virginia. c. missouri. 4. either great aunt blanche's or great aunt mina's. i forget. 5. terrible. and the cable was out. 6. you'd still be there if you hadn't thrown up in that flower pot.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Either 4 and 5 are mixed up, or maybe it’s just me.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
I remember vacations. Barely.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
I still dunno! —And, I give up….