Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 18, 2021
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richard's poor almanac adams monument proposed by richard thompson adams as a monument to john adams, our most irritable founding father, we propose a heroic bust 150 feet tall that slowly revolves like a gas station signs. thus adams, who didn't suffer fools gladly, could sweep the city with his vast splenetic glare & unnerve idiots in all branches of government. improve. improve the behavior of tourists. and probably give that big stiff in the jefferson memorial the heebie-jeebies, too.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And the new word of the day is Splenetic. Use it indiscriminately.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Kinda like how Talos protected Crete, except when he didn’t.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mostly, he’s irritated that he never got to be on money. “Franklin? Hamilton? They were never even President! And it looks like Abigail is more likely to make it onto a bill than I am these days…”
Nancy Horne almost 4 years ago
Too bad this wasn’t in place on January 6.