Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 26, 2021
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richard's poor almanack - by richard thompson your first primary okay, your campaign for the presidential nomination didn't go so well in iowa. now you'll just have to do better in new hamp-shire next week! this map of political new hampshire, with points of interest and complete population breakdown, should help. because of size constraints some nuance may have been lost. mars glebe road canadian samoa l-l-bean maine iowa juraez -key- a possible supporter (good) not a possible supporter (bad) a member of the fourth estate (iffy) a member of an angry mop with pitchforks (bad) a town hall or general store (good for speeches) a stump (very good for speeches) pancake break-fast (good for speeches & pancakes) granite outcrop-ping (hazardous)
Yo! My cousin lives near that central granite outcropping; very appropriateā¦.