Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 29, 2021
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson restaurant closings the following have been closed for health code violations ed's world famous luncheteria internationally renowned a legend around the globe dinner to the presidents -zagat ed's world famous luncheteria - closed for dangerously over-inflated self-esteem. p.j. piehole's family place p.j. piehole's - road salt found in margaritas. urburger - drive-thru intercom suddenly announced it was the antichrist. cowboy tack's zippy: yow! cowboy jack's beef barn - closed for 2 days while zippy the pinhead raved at cowboy jack statue.
BTW, if I may plug another site, Zippy is still active on King comics.