Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 16, 2022
Transcript:
winter haikus in the empty space immortal beneath the soot parking lot snow pile. jello from a mold wet sand from an upturned pail laughable hat hair. muffled scream 10 if i hear that phrase "mass of arctic air" once more i think i will scream. kid 1: whine whine whine whine whine adults are like, so wimpy kid 2: snow days suit me fine.
Haiku ker-choo! (Winter cold in the nose, right?)