Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 03, 2022
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restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j. piehole's p.j. piehole's - ketchup accidental-ly married to the mayonnaise. gas'n'go - smash'n'grab foodmart gas'n'go - smash'n'grab foodmart - super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux reflux - closed for acid backup. steaks burgers spongebrain cowpat's house o'beef - closed for aesthetic reasons.
P. J. Piehole closed for hidden obsene messages on the children’s coloring menu.