Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 09, 2022
Transcript:
father's day fun page hey dad! time to mow the lawn but first try to find these lost items - a soccer shoe, a trowel, a badmin-ton racket, some kind of barbie doll thing, a hula hoop, the tv remote, that electric drill chuck key you've been looking for, your sense of purpose, your self-confidence, just one minute of peace & quiet, any feeling of forward momentum in life at all, i don't know.... is there any beer? do not write in this space place beer here it's your father's day fun page beer coaster! kid's korner son: hey dad, where's your head? dad: i don't know. ask your mother. by billy, age 10 1/2, camp springs md
Don’t forget to pickup the dog poo!