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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 26, 2023
May 24, 2023
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Transcript:
some advice for the academy it's oscar time! but what if some pushy winner won't shut up? actor: i'd like to thank my agent & my mother & my sommelier & l. ron hubbard & my cats- what th- a rolling blackout might slow him down. actors: & my producer & my feng shuist & my rolodex & hey! i'm not finished! blamo try an exploding oscar with a 2 minute fuse. tres hollywood! actor: & my personal trainer & my geneticist & no! no! get them away from me! a dispirited group of oscar winners from years past who'va slipped back into obscurity could be herded onstage. actor: & i'd like to thank god for believing in me! god: oh, yeah? an act of god. when approached, eh said he'd love to help, but only with best picture, maybe best director.
Droptma Styx almost 2 years ago
At least the Almighty wore a tux for the occasion.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
The Oscars are not only a bloody bore but also a repulsive display of unbridled narcissism. Anything that shortens or erases them is okay….