Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 19, 2024
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson pandas are boring (song) pandas are boring, all they ever do is couple unsuccessfully and digest their bamboo. pandas are cloying tedious and blah, two-tone fuzzy cuddly cures for in-som-ni-a. pandas are tiersome. and they're not real bears. they're practically marsupials if anybody cares. ten million dollars is sure a lot of bread, why not spend it prudently buy elephants instead.
Ten million panda rent and China took them back. Probably because the live longer than most China products last.