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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 29, 2024
April 26, 2024
May 01, 2024
Transcript:
the official dictionary of the games of the winter olympiad official dictionary oop: stop doing that! fauxlympian, n. a viewer who exhibits sudden & unearned expertise in a sport he or she had barely even heard of a week ago. oop: hey! he 520'd that 1080! boo! you suck! orff, v. (fr. c. orff, ger. composer, carmina burana, etc.) to skate to bom-basticc music. see also orffamongous, orffic, orffulagenous, etc. oop: she's really orffing. she's orffal. orff! exvicorate, v. to mock a winner's nationality and/or national anthem. oop: andorra?! where's that?! this sounds like a pepsi jingle. boo! 1 2 3
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