Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 27, 2024
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fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall? guess your body fat worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co. fair. hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! tony: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
I have wondered if anyone knows whether “Tony Williams” is referencing some specific person or phenomenon of the circa-2000 Metro Washington area or whether it’s just, yeah, that name sounds like it belongs to one of those guys who has a sheaf of documents that all need signing where the post-it notes are?