Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 20, 2025

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson new ancient greek gods discovered and just in time for the olympics heckla one of the lesser furies, she defends the sillier sports against ridicule. heckla: i heard you snicker at synchronized swimming. zeus loves synchro-nized swimming. soccer brandichas is undefeated computer scrabble her teammate heath rampone collects barb ies. cyclist todd well eats burritos, swimmer gary hall endorsed. grate dead sunglasses. a swimmer haley drivelalia her incessant stream of trivia can drive the listener mad, or worse. man: bang promoteus son of the gods shyll & entreprenuria, he rules all things com-mercial & demands constant tribute. man 2: i swear to buy all athlet shoes breath min weather tires, soda breakfast cereals, etc that you advertise, so help me zeus.