Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2009
Transcript:
Narrator: Cobra is set to meet her doom in the volcanic slurpee of death, when suddenly... <Bang bang bang> Rip Haywire: Gunfire?! Cobra Carson: Diego's men! Let's beat it! Rip Haywire: We can't let them steal the gold! Man: Get the gold, hombres! Cobra Carson: Rip, the locals tried to hurl me into molten lava. TNT: What a cool indigenous culture!