Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2009
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Diego's men! They're trashing El Dorado! Man: Get the gold! Rip Haywire: Guys like them chafe my britches! It's time to drop the haywire hammer on them! Cobra Carson: Why should we help these savages? Rip Haywire: How about decency? Incorruptibility? Virtue? Cobra Carson: I bet those aren't even real words.