Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 30, 2009
Transcript:
Adhering to Gandhian principles of nonviolence, Rip tries to save his attacker. Rip: Hold on! It's not too late for anger management! Warlord: Pig! Let me die with honor! Rip: Never! I can't let you die! I love peace! Stab! Cobra: You saved the monks! You are my zen hero! Rip: Peace hurts! Get my HMO card. Aaaaaa