Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 06, 2010

Transcript:

Rip is about to take down the midnight phantom who looks exactly like Mac Cactus, top agent of guns! ... when suddenly! Bonk! Konk! Ow! Cactus: Chica! Sister! But I shot you for betraying me to that ruggedly handsome buffoon! Chica: No, brother, the bullet hit my gold jalapeno necklace. Cactus: You have always been lucky, chalupa! Will you forgive this Tex-Mexican sidewinder? Chica: Of course, chico! I would shoot you, too, if you weren't funding my evil plots! Cactus: Excelente! To the escape jet!