Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 12, 2010
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G.U.N.S.' top secret base in two fist canyon. Rip: You wanted to see me, Mac, er, General Cactus? Cactus: Rip, there's something I've got to tell you about G.U.N.S. I'll brand yah quick, so it doesn't prolong the pain. Quick like a hot iron on a heifer - Quick like chuggin' a sarsaparilla on a warm July evenin - Rip: Any quicker, and I'd be Rip van Winkle.