Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2010
Transcript:
Cactus: Listen, pard, you should know better than anybody: bravery means being scared but getting the job done. Rip: You're right, you're right. You're right! OK, I'm in, where do I find the bloodsucking, shape-shifting vampire known as Chico de gallow? Cactus: He lives on vampire island in the 'swamp of dead heroes.' Rip: I hate you. Cactus: I have a coupon for Asiago-garlic spread, if it'll help.