Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: Listen, Sandy Sands, I've got my own problems - Normally, I would jump at the chance to help you thwart evil, but there's a sugar bullet named Cobra I need to find. Sandy: Cobra? That's, like, weird. That's the name I have on my intel for the, like, big chill. Last name - Carson? Rip: Sweet mommy McMurderess!