Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2011

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Rip: Mac, or should I call you sheriff Cactus? Cactus: Rip, I was wondering when you'd drift in here, you tumbleweed. Rip: We're heading up to Thunderbird river to do a little camping. Came into town for supplies - Cactus: Thunderbird - I got a report from a rancher being rustled off from there. He wouldn't say what made him absquatulate, but he busted up his leg purty good. I guess I don't have to worry 'bout you being buffaloed by no sidewinder. Rip: Not unless it's Cobra talkin' about marriage.