Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2011
Transcript:
Bliss: We're getting close, Rip! I can smell pirate from three counties over! Rip: We'll stop the engine and drift, Bliss. It's quieter than a theater showing a Rob Schneider movie! Look! Boats! Bliss: Vulcan nerve pinch me! Anything to shut me up! I talk when I'm nerv - Jack: Sorry to break up your 2-person spin-the-bottle game, but I believe you have something I want, Mrs. Benson. Bliss: Rive Jack! There's a little thing called privacy, you creep!
Veridian, extra HUGPOUNCEZZZZ to you for your especially apt alliteration! beenthere240, the way RIP HAYWIRE strips usually go, I’d be more surprised if Bliss wasn’t evil! :-) Call me cynical, but she just seems too good to be true. Either way, I think Rip’s living a little TOO dangerously, being torn ‘twixt two gorgeous babes. He’s too young to be having a midlife crisis! :-)