Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 18, 2011
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October 19, 2011
Transcript:
Dutch: River Jack men! He must want your cargo more than I want a sandwich right now! Rip: It's not our medicine he's after - he wants Bliss to marry him! Dutch: Boy, just what kind of "desperate housewives" adventure did you get me into?! Rip: Hey, Rive Jack was your target, remember? I stumbled in when you got cobra involved behind my extra-wide back! Dutch: Typical! Blame the parents for your problems! Rip: Is it my fault you were too busy toppling foreign regimes to come to my t-ball games?
Just give ’em Bliss and leave peaceably. And maybe Cobra will let you live.