Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: Bill - Bill Benson?! Bill: Y - you know Bliss? Dear Bliss - is she all right? Rip: She will be after she sees your mug, providing she's not allergic to facial hair! Bill: I can't believe she stayed on the amazon - I know River Jack told Bliss I died like a coward. The thought of revenge has kept me alive. That, and stink bugs. They're quite nutritious! Rip: Hold that thought - someone is coming! Crack!
Fry the ants up in a little butter to neutralize the formic acid, tastes kinda like buttered popcorn.
Add chocolate syrup, very similar to a melted Nestle’s Crunch™ bar.