Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2011
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December 30, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: What is it, RJ! Where are you? RJ: Over here, hurry! Rip: It's old man Parson! And he's either hurt or had way too much eggnog! Parson: Big fellah - I'm sorry. Rip: Sorry for what? If this is about that "Matlock" season 9 disc of mine you scratched. Forget it, I have three more! Man: He's sorry about what he's about to get you into, Mr. Haywire. Rip: Why? Why can't I have just one nice Christmas?
Suppose those goons were to… well… trip over a certain puppy buried in the snow. Suppose this “trip” leads to a metaphysical domino effect that has them making snow angels while waiting for Sheriff Cactus to come round them up….THAT’S YOUR CUE, TRIP!!!