Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2012
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Transcript:
Cobra: I'm guilty of what? Nobody is lopping my head off without a good explanation and maybe a nice dinner first! Voice: You have been found guilty of a gigantic crime against the world! You are the reason that the always-evil empire known as skull exists! Cobra: Me? I-I'm too foxy to have done something like that! Voices: She does look pretty smokin', number four. Silence! Can I get your number before the head-lopping?
(Ahem) Tah DAHHHH! Rejoice ye fretful friends and fierce frollickers for I have enacted yet another triumphant Return! First and Foremost let me dish out some long overdue HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!! to Linda Dean, Dorian and, of Course, Dragoncat! (Didja Miss me Y’all?! ‘cause I sure Missed You! and YOU and YOU Too!) :-) Now to the Business at Hand: Just EXACTLY what do these Do-Gooder Geek-o-Rama-Lama Ding Dongs think they’re playin’ at? Threatening Cobra?? Have they never watched a single Episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger”? Bad Form Boys! the Impending Donnybrook promises to be a veritable Theatre of Pain. Popcorn and Pretzels all around!