Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2012

Being the Well Read, World Weary Soul that I am, I’ve Actually read “Oedipus”. Thus, the implicit inference that S.K.U.L.L. was created by someone other than Dr. Pain is a Revelatory Twist I scarce foresaw. It should be Noted, however, that Dr. Pain may have been driven to found her Evil Empire on Behalf or even the Behest of the aforementioned Jilted Fiance’, Whom she Preferred over the Criminally Curvaceous Cobra Carson ( Impossible as Number Six may Hold THAT to be…) . And so Our Man Thompson rather neatly Sidesteps any “Ewwwwww! ICK” interpersonal Awkwardness at the obligatory Haywire Holiday Dinner. And I congratulate Any and All Hooligans who’ve managed to Follow my own Wide Ranging and Convoluted Diatribe thus Far. We Who Are About To Dine Salute You! HUGPOUNCESZZZ Y’all! :-)

BTW Dan… Panel 3 Managed to be Both “Encino Man” Hilarious,,(Shushies) and “Silence of the Lambs” Creepy..(Please, Can I have your Digits) At One and the Same Time! Well Done Sir. I Say Bravo! :-)

I knew I liked this girl. She plays Civ.

Aw, let number 6 get her number!

Please!!! Number 6 … do something!!! -Wait … do I hear a large ball bouncing????

Give Six your number. He’ll want to keep you alive. Voila! Hung jury.

Haha. This is great, our very own Number 6 has stolen the show, yet again!

HugPounceszzz to all of us Haywire Hooligans!

That depends entirely on what they need him for ;)

Okay, so S.K.U.L.L. was founded by, or at the behest of a jilted fiance? And is now being run by a woman second in evilness only to my wife’s mother? WOW talk abou “Hell hath no fury” but then again that’s just me.

SHUSHIES!?Seriously?