Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2012

Transcript:

Cobra and TNT are trapped on a one-way boat ride to deathville! TNT: Right now, Mitt Romney would've made a better owner! Cobra: We should be ok as long as we leave the islands. Madame Poi said if the boat's out of range, the bomb won't (gulp!) go off! TNT: You'd trust one of your crazy ex-roommates to tell the truth?! Cobra: Ack! She always stole my pantyhose! We're gonna go ka-blammy!