Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 13, 2012
June 12, 2012
June 14, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra dreams of her first spicy teenage romance! Boy: Make sure you tell my dad how awesome I was dealing with those pirates. He'll never believe me! Cobra: Y-you saved my life and I don't even know your name! Boy: Put on this gross but warm blanket! Wow! You're soft. Cobra: Soft enough to kiss, Mr. hunky dockers? Boy: (Gulp) I ain't scared of nuthin' ('cept this!) Promise me you'll tell my dad I (shudder) kissed you - he'll never believe me! Cobra: OK, I barely know you, but we need to talk about your dad fixation.
Well, admittedly, it’s been more than a Few Years since I was a Teenager……But I DO distinctly remember NOT wanting to Talk to my Father about Kissing Girls….. So I’d say Cobra may have a Point. HUGPOUNCESZZZ! all you Happy Hooligans !