Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2012
June 14, 2012
June 16, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: Did the hypnosis help me, Doc? McLuvyah: Indeed, child, indeed. Rip Haywire was your one true teen love. Cobra: What? Rip: Wat-choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? McLuvyah: Didn't you listen to her story? A teenage soldier of fortune who cringes at the thought of kissing a beautiful girl? Rip: True. I am pretty original. Cobra: Oh, please. But they left him shot in a burning boat that exploded minutes after we left. McLuvyah: Ring any bells, boy? Rip: Can you narrow it down? My teen years were messy.
It’s your classic Boy meet Girl, Girl thinks Boy is dead, Boy meets Girl again because she’s brainwashed to love him but doesn’t know she’s loved him all her life, Boy is a lug who has no memory for past loves story. And I believe is was also a special episode of Different Strokes with special guest star Tootie