Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2012

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Rip: Zeke, if you don't stop shooting at me in five seconds, I'm going to unleash Hades on you. P-yow! Zeke: Hades? Is that your dog or somewhat, English? You can't burgle my lass, lucky! I already have her butter churn all picked out! Rip: The name's Haywire, and I only eat margarine! Zeke: Forsooth! I thought you said I hadst till five! Rip: My fists always had trouble counting! Powy!