Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2012
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Transcript:
Guard: Get out and stay out, yah bearded hipster! Bearded people are easy to push around. He won't be back. Rip: I'll have you know that such stereotyping is outdated, at best! Cobra? It's Rip! You in there? Ka-smashy! Vile: Dagnabbit, I made goon door-smashing illegal last year! He's getting a ticket for this!
It’s rule number 1 in Rip Haywire philosophy—You can’t rough up a Haywire and expect him not to return the favor. Even a bearded Haywire will fight back….ticket or no ticket