Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 25, 2012

Transcript:

Vile: Hey! You can't shut me out of my office! Hey! Cobra: Can it, Vile. If I give you the money to enter the race - will you leave here and forget me? Rip: Never! I'd eat a can of expired spaghettios first! Cobra: I'm going to marry Vile Smith! There's nothing your explosively handsome self can do about it. Rip: What happened to the old Cobra? This is a prime back-stabbing opportunity! Cobra: Don't remind me.