Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: TNT, what am I doing in that weird chair? Is this an out-of-body experience or just another elaborate nightmare? TNT: If you're asleep, try dreaming up some fro-yo! A dog's gotta snack! Xoxo: Has our prisoner told us where Cobra is yet, Agent Xixi? Xixi: No, agent Xoxo. Rip: Those skull agents can't see us. What's happening? Xixi: I'm stumped. No one can take this much torture. I better get a refund on that chair! Xoxo: I told you buying a torture chair from dollar colonel was a bad idea. Has his cohort talked yet? Xixi: The dog started blabbing right away. But he knows nothing! TNT: It's called subterfuge, Jerks!
First the Rip Van Winkle shtick, now THIS?