Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2012
Transcript:
Fawn: Poachers are coming to get that bear we found. Get out of here! Maybe if they don't see the cub, they'll move on - Poacher: It's that chick vet, bustin' our traps again, meeker! Meeker: Well, it's the holidays, let's just move on. Poacher: That's great, Meeker! There's a movie on lifetime I was hoping to watch tonight! Meeker: I'm kiddin', idjit! Since I grew this beard, no one can tell when I'm being sarcastic!
Before cell phones