Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2013
January 24, 2013
January 26, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: What's going on? The police have got Dutch surrounded! Dutch: Rip! I didn't kill Mason. The police are framing me! Hefty: Ah, Americans! Always complaining! At least we're not taking you to Cancun, amigo! Soldier of fortune handbook - under jailbreaks - #26! Rip: #26! Where am I going to get an electric eel and a monkey dumb enough to hold the jumper cables? Cobra: That's #27. Get a grip, Rip!
Remember the WB cartoon about the dog that would punish a trickster cat by spinning a big wheel that had numbers on it, then pulling a punishment method out of a file cabinet?
“Not number 27!”