Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2013
March 02, 2013
March 05, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Yawn, whoever's ka-knockin' at this hour better be trying to kill me! ka-knock! Rip: McLuvyah? Have you gone villain again? Give me a second to stretch my knuckles! Man: Nae, laddie, though I do bring some unpleasant news. Cobra sent me to tell you that she's "leaving your sorry excuse for a heinie." Rip: My wife is gone?! Man: Wife - um yeh about that...
Chrisdiaz801 almost 12 years ago
I Bet Cobra faked her wedding vows..through her teeth. Hopefully, I am 20% percent right.
Chithing Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Don’t tell me that their marriage has been a sham! That’ll make RJ an orphan again, won’t it?
epiphoney almost 12 years ago
Maybe this is what it will take for RJ to talk like a 1920’s street urchin again.
mntim almost 12 years ago
You know there’s something up with your marriage certificate when the minister signs it with a rubber stamp.
Joseph.B.Prawer almost 12 years ago
Ok, who is an Elon alum?
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
I have the sneaky suspicion that…A. She’s filed for an anullmentB. The marriage was never official to begin withI’m going with…C. Both
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
I think the fact that she let him back in the house should have been a clue she was planning something like this.
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
I guess he’ll have to take up with Crystal, or the vet, or…, Ah, we know Cobra will be back in his arms before you can say Ka-Nullment!
DorianKTB almost 12 years ago
I for one would love to hear R.J. talk like a 1920s urchin again! :-)
Geekdad almost 12 years ago
Our daughter is an Elon grad. Go Phoenix!
[lizardprotector] about 1 year ago
PLEASE tell me Elon U has nothing to do with the Evil Overlord I mean Elon Musk.