Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2013
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Transcript:
Master: That new pirate queen is quite delicious! A portly villain has the hots for Cobra! Who could blame him? Master: And to think, I nearly had her killed! My goatee would never forgive me! Meanwhile, outside the palace walls - TNT: This palace is locked up tighter than a Moe's burrito. Rip: There's got to be a way in! Pretend there's a steak or something, to dig under the wall. TNT: Rip, there'd have to be a margarita lake on the other side to get me to dig in this gross jungle soil.
That villain looks like a older Dr.Evil from Austin Powers. And we now know how Cobra has managed to stay one step ahead of the law( and Rip’s enemies and Rip himself): with the power of spontaneous chivalry(This week’s villain says his goatee would never forgive him for eliminating her.)