Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 24, 2013
Transcript:
Master: You know Rip Haywire!? Cobra: I know him in every sense of the word, buster! But we're on the outs since I become pirate queen. Master: Naturally. Perhaps we could enter into a little pirate agreement - Cobra: I'm listening. Master: I've waited half my life for a chance to wreak revenge on Rip Haywire! Give him to me, and you'll get half the loot in my treasury! Cobra: 75% and I'll put a bow on him!
To anyone reading Rip Haywire for the first time I bet they would think that Tubby Troll and CC are about to enter covenant but we know different. Grin, then sarcastic grin and then lol.